The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe - 5 of 11 earned

Click on door 430 five timesClick on door 430 five times.Feb 22

Welcome back!Quit the game and then start it again.Feb 22

Beat the gameComplete The Stanley Parable.Jan 4

Get your first achievementAwarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.Jan 4

You can't jumpNo seriously, we disabled it.Jan 4

Test achievement please ignoreTest achievement description! Replace this!Locked

CommitmentPlay The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.Locked

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Speed runComplete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).Locked

Settings World ChampionSet all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.Locked

Super Go OutsideDon't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.Locked