Took a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face.Apr 30
And so it begins...Make your first kill.Apr 30
Oh, you press F1!Start the second level.Locked
Dirty kneesDuck under a rocket.Locked
Forrest GumpRun for 5 minutes.Locked
How Kevorkian!Perform your first execution.Locked
Patrick BatemanMake 100 kills.Locked
DexterMake 1000 kills.Locked
Mickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills.Locked
Half-mast hard-onComplete level 10.Locked
Get a girlfriendComplete the game.Locked
BulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets.Locked
Peter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets.Locked
Holes is holesTake 10,000 hits.Locked
Z for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything.Locked
Boondock SaintComplete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs dieLocked
I swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16.Locked
Army of OneUse every weapon in the game.Locked
From my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health.Locked
NOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich.Locked
You want our autograph too?Watch all the credits.Locked
Ballmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game.Locked
The Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band.Locked
Never nude-istKill a naked person.Locked
SissyEnable cheats.Locked
I'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide.Locked
Bad touch!Touch someone while burning.Locked