Slaycation Paradise - 0 of 19 earned

Cleared OrientationYou've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket.Locked

Premium Economy upgradeYou've upgraded to Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists.Locked

Business Class upgradeA Business Class ticket allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful.Locked

First Class upgradeA First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots.Locked

Living life on easy modeYou've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty.Locked

Life's hardYou've cleared all Tours on Hard difficulty. You beast.Locked

Sightseeing - Metagate E36You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36.Locked

Sightseeing - Metro MexicanoYou've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo!Locked

Sightseeing - New AmsterdamYou've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting.Locked

Sightseeing - Terra FeralisYou've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger!Locked

Sightseeing - HicksvilleYou've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done!Locked

Sightseeing - HellYou've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually.Locked

Burning PlasticKilled 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire.Locked

The First RuleKilled 200 Luchadore's with melee.Locked

Like a BOSSKilled 10 boss class enemies.Locked

Services To HumanityDrove off Disco Mime 3 times.Locked

Haemo-BoganKilled 300 Ferals with explosives.Locked

Toot TootDiscovered the haunted train whistle.Locked

Not ChuchukDiscovered the Stallions secret...Locked