Well, look what you found therePicked up your first Collectible.Locked
Ah, finally some peace and quietCollected all Collectibles.Locked
In less than 12 parsecsAchieved Goal Times on all maps.Locked
Honor StudentAchieved Shifts Goal on all maps.Locked
Did a Thing!Used the 'Do A Thing!' menu item.Locked
Nuclear NoobyPicked up the IDS device.Locked
Dimensional DrifterPowered up the first generator.Locked
Symmetrical SojournerPowered up the second generator.Locked
Peerless PerambulatorPowered up the third generator.Locked
Extraordinaire ExtrapolatorPowered up the Uber-IDS.Locked
Big MeanieKnocked Ike over with an object.Locked
Testing the FencesBroke 20 panes of glass.Locked
Art MajorViewed your portrait in all dimensions.Locked
Still AliveMade it through every level at least once without dying.Locked
Explorer of All RoadsSolved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first.Locked
Outstanding OrnithologistComplete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".Locked
Eagle EyedCollect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle".Locked
Two Drink MinimumAchieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".Locked
Ludicrous SpeedAchieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".Locked
Left or Dead?Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying.Locked
Astounding AutomatorComplete all levels in "IKE-aramba!".Locked
Bots beget botsCollect all collectibles in "IKE-aramba!".Locked
Alternating CurrentsAchieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".Locked
Short CircuitsAchieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".Locked
No disassemble!Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying.Locked