New Kid On The BlockYou have joined the KKK.Locked
First Day in South ParkYou completed your first day in South Park.Locked
KKK HeroLocked
Elven HeroLocked
NonconformistLocked
GingivitisGingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.Locked
Day WalkerYou defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.Locked
Made This for YouYou flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.Locked
Inside JokeLocked
Are We Cool?You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.Locked
ParkeologistYou opened all of the garages in South Park.Locked
For the HoarderYou completed the game without selling any items.Locked
Face HoffLocked
Truth to PowerYou farted on four major authority figures.Locked
Irritable BowelsYou shat your pants during a boss battle.Locked
AcceptanceLocked
Dog WhistleYou've farted on a dog while in gnome form.Locked
Dragon WrathYou knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.Locked
Two Girls, One StickLocked
Just Saying HiYou've farted on every buddy in the game.Locked
Re-ButtalYou interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.Locked
HeisenbergYou defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.Locked
OutpatientLocked
PervertedLocked
ShutoutYou successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.Locked
Stay DownYou farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.Locked
AvengerYou defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.Locked
No Child Left BehindYou completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.Locked
Poco ChinpokoYou collected 5 Chinpokomon.Locked
Chinpoko locoYou collected 15 Chinpokomon.Locked
ChinpokolypseYou collected all of the Chinpokomon.Locked
Daddy IssuesYou befriended your father.Locked
More Popular Than JesusYou made friends with half of South Park.Locked
More Popular Than John LennonEveryone in South Park is your friend.Locked
Junk PeddlerYou sold 300 junk items.Locked
Stick SaviorLocked
Ass of FireYou defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.Locked
Canadian HandshakeYou've farted on people 100 times.Locked
Animal CrueltyYou've farted on animals 25 times.Locked
Pulling MudIn three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.Locked
ShopaholicYou have collected half of the available costume sets.Locked
Clothes WhoreYou've collected all of the available costumes.Locked
Too FarLocked
Friends in Strange PlacesYou befriended both crab people and gnomes.Locked
Weapon ProficiencyOver the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.Locked
Skilled DefenderOver the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.Locked
You bastards!You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.Locked
MasteryYou've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.Locked
Make it Rain!You've spent $500.Locked
Full ArsenalYou own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.Locked