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R. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it.LockedDuck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar.LockedHere, WilfredGained your first dog helper.LockedChapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.LockedTaxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun.LockedMichonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.LockedSomeone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday.LockedC U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday.LockedOMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday.LockedIt must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday.LockedWorkin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday.LockedScrew Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday.LockedI swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb.LockedCesar Millan is Very HappyMauled 30 people with your dog.LockedOMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire.LockedRebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars.LockedHello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs.LockedDarth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.LockedReddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.LockedPussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.LockedI swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.LockedUncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.LockedDo you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.LockedRunning With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors.LockedHutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people.LockedAnd THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library.LockedLieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.LockedSheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.LockedCan't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.LockedFear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.LockedSeñor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.LockedGOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.LockedRick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads.LockedAnustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.Locked40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)LockedCAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)LockedPlanet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.LockedScientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.LockedFur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.LockedIt's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.LockedWhere's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch.LockedFinkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head.LockedAnger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.LockedShiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.LockedDon't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.LockedI Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way.LockedI should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day.LockedFriend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level.LockedOfficer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition.LockedPaid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.LockedWell, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door.LockedI don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire.LockedIt's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss.LockedIt's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition.LockedFAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits.LockedI don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member.LockedA-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.LockedDoor MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them.LockedChuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick.LockedOne time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death.LockedThere's always money in the banana standLockedSCREW that game!LockedFound 'em faster than GWBLockedGotta pay the Troll TollLockedJohn Rambo'd!LockedGary vs. The K. ManLockedYou are not aloneLockedThanks for the money!Finished all seven days.Locked
GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend.LockedHolocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy.LockedRain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame.LockedWatchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.LockedBetter than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion.LockedMy Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills.LockedHarder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.LockedAdderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)LockedApe GapeLockedDick MessageLockedPooMasherLockedHobo SexualLockedGinger MintLockedOde to EddingsLockedLadies Love CakeLockedRich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.LockedBioShockedSpent $2000 on vending machines.LockedGettin DP'dMade 30 kills while dual-wielding.LockedYou Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.LockedRAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 10 people in the balls.Locked
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